Not mine, it’s from #Reddit #funny #true (Taken with instagram)
(via fuckyeahrandomstupidity)
two days ago, i went for my check-up. the gynae did a swab on my pussy and it pricked me and i got startled. haha. later at home my brother asked how it goes, and i said it was painful. and you know what he asked?
“so, making the baby wasn’t painful huh?”
of course not bruh, that’s why you called it making loveeeeeee:)

no babygirl, it’s never about me wanting to leave you or ignore you on purpose.
i know i’m being a lousy girlfriend at that. but you are always in my mind and heart.
things have been taking a toll on me and i just hope you could understand that it’s difficult for me to please everyone.
especially his daddy.
i wished so bad you’d be there when i deliver my son and be the fairy godmother like you wanted to be.
i’m sure you’d know how i feel cause you’ve been through this before.
so don’t be sad pretty girl cause nothing changes between us.
i still love you like how i do every single day we’ve been best friends.
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY